Chompers Socks (36-46)

Like something straight out of the Necro-nomnomnom-icon, these socks definitely bite.The Chompers Crew Socks feature an aggressively toothy design for people who have looked at normal socks and thought, “Hm, not enough mouth.”

Great for the next time some dude tells you to smile. Flash these not-so-pearly whites and you can ensure Jason-or-whatever-his-name-is knows he is one unsolicited comment away from being torn to shreds WHILE being kicked in the face. Pretty efficient.

With these socks, you don’t need to snackrifce comfort to still choose violence. And that’s really what makes this world so beautiful after all.

Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch