I F*cking Love You: Real and Relatable Ways to Be Romantic

I love you more than I love cake. And I really like cake.

Romantic declarations don't need to be all lovey-dovey: they can be amusingly honest or laced with profanity! Forget the mushy stuff you see in the movies - this book is loaded with down-to-earth proclamations and witty one-liners that will let a special someone know how you really feel.