Dirty German: Everyday Slang from 'What's Up?' to 'F*%# Off'

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Next time you're traveling or just chattin' in German with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including:

-Cool slang
-Funny insults
-Explicit sex terms
-Raw swear words

Dirty German teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Germany:

-What's up?
Wie geht's?

-I'm smashed.
Ich bin total angeschickert.

-Fuckin' Munich fans.
Schei Munchen Fans.

-That shit reeks.
Das riecht aber ubel.

-I wanna shag ass.
Ich will abhauen.

-What a complete asshole.
Was fur ein Arschloch.

-Dude, you're built like Arnold!
Mensch, du bist der Arnie!