To Be or Not To Be: A Chooseable-Path Adventure

The greatest work "in" English literature, now in the greatest format "of" English literature: a chooseable-path adventure!
When Shakespeare wrote "Hamlet" he gave the world just one possible storyline, drawn from a constellation of billions of alternate narratives. And now you can correct that horrible mistake! Play as Hamlet and avenge your father's death with ruthless efficiency this time. Play as Ophelia and change the world with your scientific brilliance. Play as Hamlet's father and die on the first page, then investigate your own murder "as a ghost"! Featuring over 100 different endings, each illustrated by today's greatest artists, incredible side quests, fun puzzles, and a book-within-a-book instead of a play-within-a-play, "To Be or Not To Be" offers up new surprises and secrets every time you read it.
You decide this all sounds extremely excellent, and that you will definitely purchase this book right away. Because as the Bard said: to be or not to be that is the "adventure."
...You're almost certain that's how it goes.
"To Be or Not To Be "originally launched as a record-breaking Kickstarter project. This new, reader-friendly edition features the same text and illustrations as the original version, redesigned to take up half as many pages and weigh a whole pound less."